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“Did you see that funny commercial during that comedy show on TV?!” My coworker moves closer, touches my hand, and laughs. “Damn that was funny when the monkey touched the screen!” she laughs.

“..yeah! that sounds funny! I was in the bathroom at the time – did it fling poo?!”, I ask hoping she wont notice.

“Hahaha! You saw it!”, she laughs, “Those darn monkeys!” “Yeah! aren’t they dumb!”, I reply. I got away with it once more..

“Coke makes the best commercials!”, she shouts as i turn away. What now? should i reply to that? I did lines as a kid. I should reply with one of their old favorites, so as to not get noticed.

“COKE! THE VOICE OF A NEW GENERATION!” I shout!

“..what?”, she looks at me. I start running. So many years I’ve gotten away with it. I panicked! I run for the elevator. A fat guy in fitness wear and sneakers ask me “Are those the new NIKE’s?” as I run by his cubicle. “JUST DO IT!”, i shout as I run. Pheww saved for now! I push the elevator button 7 times. The elevator door opens with a BING! The door opens to a beautiful girl wearing D&G – damn she looks good! “You look so hot & spanish!”, I have to say – the Dolce&Gabbana purse hits me across the face.

“ITALIAN!” is the last word i hear as I run for the stairs..

..and then i started chatting with a pretty girl on facebook and lost interest in this story..